I can't believe her. / I'm never having children. / - Really? / - No. / Think about it, it's pure narcissism. / I mean, people putting out little / carbon copies of themselves, going: / "Oh, doesn't he have / his father's eyes? / Doesn't he have his mother's lips?" / It's... / It's disgusting. / Well, what about adoption? / Luce! / Lucy! / 

Every night / When everybody has fun / Here am I / Sitting all on my own / It won't be long, yeah / Till I belong to you / Since you left me, I'm so alone / Now you're coming / You're coming on home / I'll be good like I know I should / - 

Do you know when? / - Next weekend. / He got a pass / before his outfit ships out. / 

I tell you, man, / this is my favorite time of day. / - Look at these. That one, she's cute. / - Emily! / - Look at these. That one, she's cute. / 

- Emily! / - Hey. / - Max! / Jailbait. / - How are you? Good. / - I'm good. / - Damn. / - Max, you're such a pervert. / What? Some of them / are kind of cute. / When did Emily get tits? / Emily. / This is Jude. I asked him over / for Thanksgiving. / We don't have it in England. / Is it...? Is it a big deal? / Well, it's a heartwarming / American tradition. / Yeah. It celebrates the time... / ...when the Indians shared their food / with the early settlers. / And how did we repay them? / We slaughter them in thousands... / ...and then ship them off / to the shittiest bits of real estate. / I'm Lucy. / 

I went to the closet under the stairs / and my clubs weren't there. / - If you'd asked... / - You'd have said no. / I never knew Princeton / had a golf program. / They don't. / It's just my way of unwinding, / you know? / Whack a few balls around / at the end of the day. / Those lectures can fry your brains. / "Lectures." What lectures? / He dropped two courses. / Is that fashionable? / Is what fashionable? / - Your haircut, or lack of one. / - Androgyny suits you, Max. / These kids are so spoiled. / I washed dishes / to put myself through college. / You've never washed one since. / More stuffing, Jude? / I'm stuffed enough, thanks. / You have any idea what your father / pays for those tuition fees? / - Please. / - You know, Uncle Teddy... / ...he won't have to / pay them much longer. / - I'm dropping out. / - The cranberry sauce isn't as tangy... / - Don't be ridiculous. / - I am not cut out... / ...for this collegiate crap. / No problem. What are you...? / What's your plans? / You gonna buy a broken-down / station wagon... / ...and drive across America / like Jack... / - What is it? / - Kerouac. / - Mom. / - I read. / Well, actually, I was hoping to borrow / your car, Dad. It's got AC and stereo. / Goddamn it, Max! / Be serious for once. / What do you actually intend / to do with your life? / Why is it always about, / "What will you do?" / "What will you do? What will he do? / Oh, my God, what will he do?" / Do, do, do, do, do. / Why isn't the issue here who I am? / Because, Maxwell, / what you do defines who you are. / No, Uncle Teddy, / who you are defines what you do. / Right, Jude? / Surely it's not what you do... / ...but it's the way that you do it.   /